Why do women talk so much?!
January 30, 2007
Us men, have been given the gift of being able to (in perfect sync) nod in approval, smile or answer ‘yes’ when conversing with a woman without her noticing that we’re not even listening.
I got caught offguard today, however (apparently this woman caught on). We were talking casually while I was browsing the net on Palm when she asked if I wanted to take a spliff (i.e. smoke a cigarette).
My response was ‘yea!….sure!’. I am not a smoker, she knew this and went in for the kill, ooooh….she let me have it!
After about half an hour of her ranting about me ignoring her, (or was that what she was saying?) the best thing was to from now on, lend a more attentive ear….right? No uh! Seriously, do I need to know that it is ‘that time of the month’ or that your dog needs a haircut?
After much consideration, I decided that I needed to step up my game. I can’t afford to be busted like that another time! I need to quickly think up some more generic responses that can pass for ‘yes’, ‘no’, ‘sure’ or ‘im not sure’. Suggestions anyone?
From my heart, to yours,
Akhenaton
Hmph! And to think you get all pissed when I do it to you!
You aint no woman!